This soap does
It has everything in it!
It will moisturize!
It will clear up blemishes!
It will make you look younger!
It will remove wrinkles!
It will make you rich!
It will make you famous!
You will meet the partner of your dreams!
You will solve all of your problems!
It is the answer to
" life, the universe, and everything!"*
Okay, okay, we got
a little carried away. It really is all natural,
long-lasting, and truly unique no two bars are exactly alike.
Contains no animal products. Biodegradable.
* DNAdams, The Hitch
Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, used without permission.